You Sicken Me

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

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hahrys:

boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

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spaece:

✦⋆ more here ⋆✦

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

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protect-the-king:

symbolize:

hi:

the internet angers me cause I see all these amazing pictures

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of such wonderful looking places

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that I want to travel and adventure to

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but i’m just sitting here like

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i’m here with you

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OTP

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